2006/08/26

Traffic Wardens


Traffic Wardens - What's Life Like on The Beat?

*This Article is Currently Under Construction. All contributions welcome.*

Over the next few weeks and months I hope to be able to produce for you some insights into one of the most victimised minorities arround - the Traffic-Warden. Keep an eye on this page for some answers to questions you may never have thought to ask. Who are our traffic wardens? A few questions immediately spring to mind:

Why are so many traffic wardens black and most of those African? (Had you noticed that? Or are you unobservant?).


  • Institutional racism?

  • Because nobody else will do it?

  • Why are other underprivileged minorities not working as traffic wardens?

  • Where do they come from? Who are they?

  • Does being black and a traffic warden put you in a double discrimination bracket? (Only beaten by the black, homosexual, single parent tax collector)

Did you ever notice how many traffic wardens are short?


  • Is it because they come from countries where people are shorter? (But white Caucasian traffic wardens are also often short?)

  • Is it because they wanted a uniform but were too short to get into the police or army?

How do you feel about traffic wardens?


  • Does anybody like traffic wardens?

  • Is that fair? Aren't they just doing their jobs?

  • Did you ever think what it must be like to be a traffic warden?

Why do traffic wardens do the job they do?


  • Looks like a tough job, (preliminary research confirms traffic wardens think it is a tough job) so why do they do it?

  • Do they enjoy it?

  • Do they feel they have no choice?

  • Are most career wardens, or do people do the job for a while and then pack it in?

  • What sort of people are they to do the job, are traffic wardens nice people?

Would you like me to go undercover as a traffic warden and find out what it is all really about?



  • Maybe I'll do it for you, but I tell you what, none of yous had better do any drive past spitting! Cause if you do, it is going straight in my blog! : )

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